"Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends... Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts. "

~Henry David Thoreau

"Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength, pleads no excuse of impossibility; for it thinks all things lawful for itself, and all things possible. "

~Thomas Kempis

"The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any. "

~Marilyn Monroe

"If there was less sympathy in the world, there would be less trouble in the world. "

~Oscar Wilde

"A 'No' uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a 'Yes' merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble. "

~Mahatma Ghandi

"To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble."

~Mark Twain

"The trouble aint that there is too many fools, but that the lightning aint distributed right."

~Mark Twain

"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."

~Mark Twain

"It aint what you don't know that gets you in trouble. It's what you know for sure that just aint so."

~Mark Twain

"People are dumb!"

~Steve

"The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, others willing to let them."

~Robert Frost

"By working faithfully for eight hours a day, you get promoted to boss and work 12 hours a day."

~Robert Frost

"If you think your boss is stupid, just think, you wouldn't have a job if he were any smarter"

~John Gotti

"All you need in life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."

~Mark Twain

"I'm always late to the office but I make up for it by leaving early."

~Charles Lamb