"Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering; "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."'

~Spy Hard (1996)

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

~Mark Twain

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for."

~Ogden Nash

"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body."

~Jim Hayes

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't"

~Erica Jong

"A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers."

~Grace Hansen

"Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days."

~Benjamin Franklin

"Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support."

~Anonymous

"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."

~Garrison Keillor

Some say the world will end in fire, 
Some say in ice. 
From what I've tasted of desire, 
I hold with those who favor fire. 
But if it had to perish twice 
I think I know enough of hate 
To say that for destruction ice 
Is also great 
And would suffice.
~Robert Frost

“I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.”

~Pablo Neruda

“Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet.”

~Plato

The Road Not Taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—  I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

~Robert Frost

“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”

~Robert Frost

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results."

~ Albert Einstein

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”

~ William W. Purkey

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”

~Dr. Seuss

"The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite."

~Romeo And Juliet
       William Shakespeare

"Oh, thou art fairer than the evening air Clad in the beauty of a thousand stars."

~ The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus Act V Scene I
                        Christopher Marlowe

"Sometimes your nearness takes my breath away; and all the things I want to say can find no voice. Then, in silence I can only hope my eyes will speak my heart."

~ Robert Sexton

"Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder. Let the challenges make you strong."

~Unknown

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning."

~Albert Einstein

"It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can keep him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important."

~Martin Luther King Jr.

"After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her."

~Mark Twain